You can!
.
Friday, August 13, 2010
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Zombie Rescue
About Me
- Mark Patrick Morehead
- An aspiring writer living in Denver, Colorado. Currently marketing my third novel, revising the forth. I have several published short stories and a drawer-full still looking for homes.
Subscribe To ZPF
Posts
Comments
3 comments:
I'm still suspicious of this one. Why can't zombies climb? It seems to me that a professional climber turned zombie should have a enough muscle memory to scamper up a ladder. And what is the threshold? Stairs? Ladders? Third-class scrambling, forth-class scrambling, fifth-class climbing?
You comment inspired a story. I am envisioning these survivors on the roof of a garage:
“Don’t worry, Katie, they can’t climb.”
A guy near the edge freaks out.
“What is it Sebastian?” [Sebastian is the French guy]
“Zat one, he is wearing the climbing harness and has chalk on his fingers.”
“So what?”
“Zee is a climber! Zee has the muscle memory!”
[Sadly, none of them thought to bring a shovel up onto the roof, so our climber-zombie kills them all]
Post a Comment